Tuesday, May 11, 2010
chicks.
Abbie felt like doing something today she rarely ever does. She left the store closed up and decided to take a walk. The screams hadn't stopped. The laughter seemed only to get louder with each attempt at sleep. So she gave up and forced herself out of Abbott's Dream. Heavily clad in her fur coat, trench, and wellies, she lit a cigarette as she locked the door behind her. It was dim out, nothing too intense. She predicted a storm later and smiled at the thought of being lulled to sleep by the elements. She took a long, hard drag. She kept her gaze forward, she never wanted to attract any attention from the people who lived in her town so no chance at eye contact. She kept walking towards the sounds of screams and laughter. A few more drags. She turns a corner and there it is. The carnival in all of its disposable glory. A rusted ferris wheel, a stumbling clown handing out balloons, and kids. Lots of kids. More kids than she thought actually lived in her town. She found a dry tree and leaned against it. A long drag and then an overdue ashing of the cigarette. Normally in a situation like this she would feel overwhelmed, suffocated by the attention of a gaggle of kids. But now she felt comfort knwoing that there were greater freaks than she who could hold their attention better. She took a travel mug and took a sip, another mimosa. Extra champagne. Instead of reflecting on her own childhood she watched the young ones play and run. She couldn't remember when she'd been that small or when she'd been so innocent. So she convinced herself she never was and took another drag. She liked to watch people. She was interested in what they talked about, how they acted, and what they did when forced with a balloon by the strung out clown. As if God had planned to make her day anymore eventful than it had already been, Abbie began to notice a few chickens trickling in with the children at the carnival. At first it seemed like some chickens got lose from a pen or the food tent or somerthing so she thought nothing of it. But when the chickens began to out populate the children, she knew something was wrong. Wonderfully wrong. Chickens streamed into the parking lot of the carnival. Kids had fun at first but when the roosters came it was all terror. The roosters pecked and hissed and flung themselves onto the smallest children. Chicken feathers spread everywhere as the children ran, talons digging deeper into their shoulders and heads. The screams got louder and Abbie began to smile, a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. Kids were curled on the ground, their only cover was the small t-shirt fabric that could hardly stand up to all the uric acid flying around. She began to laugh, and took the cigarette out of her mouth. She watched mothers and fathers try and pry their children away from vicious roosters with no luck. Kids were screaming and crying and some were even bleeding. A lone hen made her way to Abbie, pecking at her shoes for food. Abbie kicked but it would not budge, so somewhat dizzily she bent down and picked the hen up and held it under her arm. Giggling, she began to walk away from the carnival. Chickens were flooding the streets and she could see the butcher screaming and yelling profanties at a pimply truck driver. She stopped and watched the chaos. She looked down and there was a small girl next to her. Abbie tried to avert her eyes but the little asian girl kept staring. Abbie continued to walk but stopped and turned around. The little asian girl was still there, staring. "Chickens!" Abbie laughed hysterically and walked shaking her head all the way to Abbott's Dream.
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The Witchdoctor
ReplyDelete"Shit!" I said. I stepped in a pothole. This is precisely what I get for wearing platformed sandals in the rain. Then again, how am I supposed to wear my springtime duds when this town is dreary six days out of a seven day week?
I was about a block away from Aberdeen's brothel when out of nowhere those crazy Christian people from the storefront church came running around the corner like a pack of hyena's. Well, minus the noise. They were abnormally quiet when turning that corner. Like they were up to something.
"Street trash!", one of them yelled out as I passed the crowd.
"You Overweight, mom-jean wearing, dowdy housewife!!! Don't thing that I am not afraid to slap you. What kind of Christian calls people that?"
I didn't stay to hear the ignorant response she had in store. They looked like they were heading for the library. Who cares.
Before I could knock on the door, Abbie opened it. The sound of Martini shakers and Mambo blasted out of the room.
"Reneeeeeee dahhhling!" she slurred as she took my fur (it was Fendi), "I was hopping that you would make it here soon. I know how afraid you are of thunder. Before I forget I brought you some candy!"
"Did someone say my naaaame?", Kandi said while she sashayed over while simultaneously balancing her cocktail. I proceeded to give her a cheek to cheek.
"No dear, I was simply telling Renee here about the treats I have obtained for the festivities!" She responded as she handed me an elaborate platinum pillbox.
"Lauryn honey, mix up something nice for Renee please!"
After taking a "bump", I sat on the couch and sipped my martini, slowly drifting away into euphoria. The music changed up to bass pumping house, and everyone began to dance. I didn't really care for some of the tasteless women in the room, so I roamed around the antique shop. Then I heard a knock on the door. It was Mr. Doestein, the old Jew guy from the deli.
"Quick, there's a fire at the library!", he said with a stutter.
I didn't even have to ask who started it. I already knew. I ran inside and gathered the girls. We all ran outside towards the Library. Most of us scantly clad. Doped up and wasted. The rain drenching out clothes and our hair. While we danced in the streets, pretending to hear the bass of the house music. We passed a broken down tour bus with what seemed full of Orientals. They curiously followed us to the back lot of the library.
When we got there it was far from a full blown fire. In fact it was controlled. No more than a bonfire. It was alluring. The reds and oranges evoked a sense of passion in us, and we began to dance. All of us singing different songs, and throwing liquor given to us by the local bums in the fire to make it appear bigger. I couldn't help but hike up my skirt and spin, letting the wind catch it like it would catch a dream catcher. Head back. Eyes closed. Letting the rain hit my face. I forgot I was even there.
"...Shes a dude!"
Catching myself I stop dancing and lower my skirt to its original position. Everyone was staring at me. Many with looks of awe. Disgust. Some even laughing. I didn't know what to do, nor say. I just stood there. Staring.
Out of nowhere a Bible came flying across the lot, hitting me on the left side of my face. I Couldn't help but cry, but the rain falling hid my tears. Aberdeen ran towards me, holding me in a comforting way, as I broke down in silent sobs. Nobody had ever seen me cry. The Christians began to riot, screaming and chastising me. The orientals were taking pictures, while the girls helped me get up from the ground. People cleared a path while I was draped between Kandi and Abbie, barely standing on my own, whiled the dragged me through the crowd, back to the house...